Rejected Sex Tips From Cosmo Magazine


Cosmopolitan Magazine is known for it’s outrageous and often over-the-top sex tips, so it’s pretty dang ridiculous that they deemed these ones that I pitched to be “unsuitable for any human.” Let’s take a look at some of my rejected advice.

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Some Relationship Advice, From Me, Your Friend Who Has Been Single For Six Years

When you’re perpetually single, sometimes, inexplicably, friends will come to you for dating advice. I’ve put together some advice I’ve given my friends over the years that I think may help you (and them!) out.


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Eating Paleo? Try Dating Paleo!


It happened again, instead of having an actual conversation with my significant other, I spent thirty minutes googling solutions to our conflict, and then I just texted a casual response. This exchange really got me thinking, what did people do before they could google stupid relationship problems or personal issues? Ask other people? Give up? People are all about eating paleo, but why not try dating paleo!

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Crafting the Perfect Anti-Sex Playlist

You’ve found yourself in a tricky situation. Maybe it’s the end of a bad date and you awkwardly offered to let the guy come up for a cup of tea, falsely assuming he would pick up on hints and decline the offer, or maybe you’re just not in the mood. The fact of the matter is, there’s someone over and you definitely DON’T want to bone tonight. Instead of having the awkward conversation, or just straight up kicking him out, let the music set the mood.

I present to you my playlist of songs scientifically proven to decrease your sex drive, and a formula for creating your own.

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