Thoughts to Fill the Crippling 12 Seconds Between Receiving a Phone Call and Letting it Go to Voice Mail

Hey, why did my podcast stop playing? Wait. Oh no. Oh no no no. Shoot. I’m getting a phone call.

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Rejected Sex Tips From Cosmo Magazine

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Cosmopolitan Magazine is known for it’s outrageous and often over-the-top sex tips, so it’s pretty dang ridiculous that they deemed these ones that I pitched to be “unsuitable for any human.” Let’s take a look at some of my rejected advice.

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What To Do When You Peaked In Elementary School

Everyone peaks at different stages in their life; this is a known fact and definitely not something that nerds made up to make them feel better about their own lives. So, inevitably, some of us peak really early in life and we don’t know where to go from here, don’t worry, I’m here to help.

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