6 Manatees That Are More Emotionally Available Than My Ex Boyfriend

 

Manatees – the beautiful, gentle giants from the sea. Allow these kind and gentle creatures to encourage you in a way that your trash ex could never. Continue reading “6 Manatees That Are More Emotionally Available Than My Ex Boyfriend”

Erotic Mad Libs Part 2. Preparing for a Date

Dating: the act of going out with someone who you are interested in romantically or sexually. If you have been interested in someone and want to take your relationship to the next level, a date might be just right for you! Navigating the world of dating is tricky, but with a few simple guidelines, sparks are sure to fly by the end of the night. Here are some tips on how to impress your romantic interest on your first date! 😉 Continue reading “Erotic Mad Libs Part 2. Preparing for a Date”

I’m Breaking Up With You as Soon as Your Dog Dies

All dogs go to heaven, but this relationship is going right into the ground. Or burning up. I mean that’s really your personal choice. Continue reading “I’m Breaking Up With You as Soon as Your Dog Dies”

How to Talk to Your Vibrator About Introducing Your Boyfriend into the Bedroom

When the topic of Boyfriends comes up, many women express interest. In fact, almost 90 percent of women have used a Boyfriend in an attempt to achieve sexual pleasure or climax. And, while sex with an orgasm can be fun, sex with a human body can be nearly as satisfying. Continue reading “How to Talk to Your Vibrator About Introducing Your Boyfriend into the Bedroom”