“You Look Tired.” “Thanks, It’s My Chronic Pain”

In April of this year, I went to my doctor’s office. I thought I had a UTI. I knew the symptoms; I’d been getting them since I was 16, long before I was sexually active, but no doctor had ever told me it could be anything else.

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Every Man I’ve Dated Owns a Record Player. What Does That Say About Me?

After careful reflection, I’ve realized that every man I’ve dated has owned a record player and honestly, that is where the similarities end. What does this mean? Is there a cosmic meaning or message hidden in the spinning vinyl? Let’s discuss. Continue reading “Every Man I’ve Dated Owns a Record Player. What Does That Say About Me?”

Rejected Sex Tips From Cosmo Magazine

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Cosmopolitan Magazine is known for it’s outrageous and often over-the-top sex tips, so it’s pretty dang ridiculous that they deemed these ones that I pitched to be “unsuitable for any human.” Let’s take a look at some of my rejected advice.

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Some Relationship Advice, From Me, Your Friend Who Has Been Single For Six Years

When you’re perpetually single, sometimes, inexplicably, friends will come to you for dating advice. I’ve put together some advice I’ve given my friends over the years that I think may help you (and them!) out.

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Woman Committed to Dating Herself Can’t Handle the Emotional Baggage 

Stamford native Rachel Barstow announced late last year she was done dating other people and was going to focus on herself. “I got tired of being constantly let down, ghosted on and forgotten,” she said late Sunday. “I figured the only person good enough for me was me!”

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Cute Phrases that Negate Your Feelings and Make You Seem Dateable

Dating in today’s fast-paced constantly communicating world can be a minefield of mixed messages and wrong impressions. It doesn’t get any easier months into a new relationship. You have to toe the line between superchill chick while still maintaining the burden of having feelings. Luckily, with a few key phrases you can let him know your feelings aren’t that big of a deal and he’ll still want to take you to pound town later!

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Eating Paleo? Try Dating Paleo!

 

It happened again, instead of having an actual conversation with my significant other, I spent thirty minutes googling solutions to our conflict, and then I just texted a casual response. This exchange really got me thinking, what did people do before they could google stupid relationship problems or personal issues? Ask other people? Give up? People are all about eating paleo, but why not try dating paleo!

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Crafting the Perfect Anti-Sex Playlist

You’ve found yourself in a tricky situation. Maybe it’s the end of a bad date and you awkwardly offered to let the guy come up for a cup of tea, falsely assuming he would pick up on hints and decline the offer, or maybe you’re just not in the mood. The fact of the matter is, there’s someone over and you definitely DON’T want to bone tonight. Instead of having the awkward conversation, or just straight up kicking him out, let the music set the mood.

I present to you my playlist of songs scientifically proven to decrease your sex drive, and a formula for creating your own.

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