What’s Your Sign of the Impending Apocalypse?

 

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Day of Birth:

  • 1: cursed
  • 2: ancient
  • 3: poisonous
  • 4: oozing
  • 5: sexy
  • 6: sensual
  • 7: hexed
  • 8: vexed
  • 9: erotic
  • 10: magical
  • 11: Liberal
  • 12: Republican
  • 13: noxious
  • 14: failed
  • 15: earth shattering
  • 16: spooky
  • 17: bone shaking
  • 18: demonic
  • 19: racist
  • 20: naked
  • 21: infected
  • 22: seductive
  • 23: furious
  • 24: gargantuan
  • 25: spicy
  • 26: millennial
  • 27: sexiest
  • 28: erratic
  • 29: flirtatious
  • 30: cosmic
  • 31: deadly

Month of Birth:

  • January: rivers of blood
  • February: tsunami
  • March: robotic uprising
  • April: rapture
  • May: raptors
  • June: forest fires
  • July: Godzilla
  • August: white people
  • September: Nazi uprising
  • October: storm of locusts
  • November: clown murderers
  • December: sharknado

First Initial:

  • A: in hell
  • B: rising from the sea
  • C: falling from the sky
  • D: memes
  • E: in the underworld
  • F: from Mars
  • G: on Reddit
  • H: coming from inside the house
  • I: ravaging the nation
  • J: online
  • K: sealed with a kiss
  • L: haunting your every waking moment
  • M: on fire
  • N: from the moon
  • O: on 4chan
  • P: sent down from heaven
  • Q: in Oklahoma
  • R: right behind you
  • S: sliding into your DMs
  • T: from the devil
  • U: in the sky
  • V: raining down for 40 days
  • W: outside Planned Parenthood
  • X: fucking your wife
  • Y: from Pluto
  • Z: haunting your dreams

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