My Cat’s Not Like Other Cats, She’s a Cool Cat

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Other cats are so dramatic! My cat is chill, like she would have a beer with you, maybe even an IPA. Other cats just gossip about each other and try to tear each other down. My cat just ignores the problems and needs of other cats. My cat likes sports, but she doesn’t know more about them than me. Sometimes I forget my cat is a cat and I just call her “dude.” My cat doesn’t need other cats. My cat is a cool cat.

My cat’s favorite movie is Se7en because she gets it. She doesn’t even like Keeping Up With the Kardashians. My cat never takes selfies. My cat never wears yoga pants or talks about going low carb.

My cat is so fuckin’ cool.

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