Psssst– This Instagram of Me By A Lake Shows I’m Totally Over You Jordan

Wow, nature is beautiful– just like me!


I didn’t include a photo of my new boyfriend in this post, but like you know he’s there. How do you know? I told you! I just casually happen to bring him up in any way that I can. Oh what? Who me? I forgot I ever even dated a Jordan and I’m so completely over you. Look I’m so happy with my new man, I posted 17 different photos of us cuddling and eating froyo. I’m so goddamn blissfully happy I don’t even realize the froyo trend is over!!!!!

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