After a long, exhausting night of youtube videos and tortilla chips, I found myself even more sleepy than usual at work. The funny thing is, even though I ended up dozing off a little on my keyboard, I had the best day of my wholecareer.
So apparently I wrote the most detailed quarterly report anyone in the office has ever seen? And the only one in history to include word art and glitter?
Plus, I guess I had a record sales day? Honestly idk, I was on a spirit journey with a lizard who was also my dad and only spoke in vague tapping noises.
All my coworkers told me “keep up the good work!” as I was leaving, and also carried me around like an Egyptian goddess chanting my name, so I guess I’m doing something right.
Then, the craziest part, on my way out my boss gave me a raise and a $70 gift certificate to Chilli’s.
I guess I have to fall asleep on the job more often! All in a hard day’s work.