I Do Not Like Green Beers and Hash

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I do not like green beers and hash. I do not like it, thanks, I’ll pass.

I’m not gonna do it, I’m not gonna drink, I’m gonna stay sober, I don’t care what you think.

And as for the meat, it’s just not for me! Hey, I’m not judging, so please let me be.

And I’m not not gonna kiss you, my dear blacked out bro, I don’t want to smash, please don’t call me a ho.

I know, I get it, I am pretty boring. If I were at home I’d already be snoring.

We’ve been out for an hour, I miss sweat pants and Netflix. I should have stayed in and watched shows about dead chicks.

No Bailey’s, no Guinness, I’m keeping it tame. I’m really quite mild. I like being lame!

So save your energy, liquor, and cash. I do not like green beers and hash.

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