I’m in a Serious Relationship with the Detective Emoji

It just happened one day. I was texting a friend, and I said something like, “I’m on the case!” And there he was. Gazing up at me from the secondary keyboard on my iPhone 5.


I know fedoras have come under some scrutiny in the modern age, but let’s be honest, he’s pulling it off. It shows he cares about what he looks like. He’s willing to put in a little extra effort to make sure that you like the way he looks.

Also, look at the way his magnifying glass is possibly attached to his face. This shows he’s dedicated to the tasks at hand. Plus, he’s great at focusing on things. This is a man whose going to really make an effort to search out your feelings. Detectives are by nature more perceptive, and I’d like to perceive a lot more of this little hottie.

So that’s it, this is my announcement, I’m in a serious relationship with my detective emoji. I don’t want to hide it anymore. image

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