I refuse to apologize for this. I am basically the Taylor Swift of the women’s comedy blogs started by podcast fans world. Maybe it was something you said offhand, maybe it was the way you looked at me at the bar, maybe it was because WE BROKE UP CALVIN HARRIS. But, I’m a writer and you know what they say, writers going to write, about you specifically. If you can’t stand all this heat I’m bringing, get out of my SUPERGLOOZE kitchen!