Sorry I Drank All The White Wine

Sorry, I drank all the white wine.

I didn’t meant to do it

I was just trying to casually relax,

but now I’m feeling like I really blew it.

It’s just that I worked a lot of hours;

I had a really long day.

And since, I’m all alone I found some comfort,

in an extra large glass of Chardonnay.

 

Sorry, I drank all the white wine.

I didn’t save any for anyone else.

Didn’t you hear me say I’ve had a tough day?

I can’t think about anyone besides myself!

I broke off a block of sharp cheddar cheese

and sat down in my big blue chair.

I turned on an episode of Criminal Minds,

and heard a lot of noises that weren’t really there.

 

Sorry, I drank all the white wine.

It just happened, don’t you get it?

I’m trying to burn off some steam,

let go of all those things that inhibit.

Darcy, who are you apologizing to, exactly?

It was all your wine from the start.

Yes, but now I have to buy some more,

so I’m apologizing to my shopping cart.

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