How I Got Banned From the Local Wendy’s

“I’ll have a Diet Coke and an order of fries.”
I’d never really seen a face until I looked in your eyes.
“Yah, that’s all I’ll be having.”
Instead of the money, I wish it was my hand you were grabbing.

I fell in love with a fast food cashier.
Now everytime I eat Wendy’s, I wish he was here
But in that industry turnover is very high,
So I lost my true love and I just sit here and cry.

It may seem like I’m being a little dramatic,
But I promise my reputation is undoubtedly pragmatic.
You see I felt like I’d known him for my entire timeline.
He had bright red hair, and he said “yah, I’ve listened to loveline.”

So maybe I don’t know what love is and maybe I’m lonely,
But don’t tell me Barry the cashier isn’t my one and only.
People have given up more for a whole lot less.
Look at Helen and Paris, Romeo and Juliet, Bonnie and Clyde, ya bless? 🙏

I’m starting to get hungry again; I think Dominos is calling.
A buzz at the door, a short exchange, and soon again I am falling.
This time for Keith in his dashing blue polo.
With all these food industry workers, I’ll never be solo.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s