Last time I taught you how to talk like a millennial. Now your Youth Culture Expert, Ashley, is back to help you style your fits like the cool kids do it.
Millennials are moving away from jeans and t-shirts for their casual wear, instead opting for athletic wear for their dank day-off fits. Fit in with the youths on a lazy Sunday by wearing a full baseball uniform. Bonus points for custom jerseys with your own name on the back!
Leggings are comfortable, versatile and come in so many different varieties! Leggings with cutouts are becoming a huge trend, and why wouldn’t they? They totally make sense, look hot and seem like a great idea!
SOME DOPE ASS SOCKS
The Youth Culture Hive loves printed socks, bruh. Bonus points if they’re printed with a funny meme. Put the world wide web on your feet, and instantly appear several years younger.
SORRY, BUT A FLOWER CROWN
What better way to blend in with the hip young Coachella crowd than with a trendy flower crown? You can find them in literally any color or variety you could possibly imagine. Does this perhaps seem like it might just be too much? Please. For cool millennials, more is more. “Assault the Senses With Unjustified Excess” is actually the millennial house creed.
A SICK SNAPBACK, HELL YA
Are flowers not really your bag, fam? Then a fire snapback might just do the trick. There better be something on the front of that sucker, though, or else you might as well be wearing a fucking saucepan on your head, you nerd. Your two options are a basketball team logo or a very witty and cool message. Like this one:
Jumpsuits are all the rage with the 20-something crowd. Why take the time and effort to put on two pieces of clothing when you can just put on one? Rock your jumpsuit with confidence, you young devil!
The most important part of dressing like a millennial is a pair of dope sneakers. The important thing about sneakers is making sure that they’re a cool brand and are also as obnoxious and hideous as possible. Hey, I don’t make the rules! Rock some Adidas or Nike monstrosities on your painfully chill millennial feet to let the world know it’s lit.