Your Weekly Horoscope (Written by Someone Who Can’t Stop Listening to ANTi)

Welcome to your Weekly SuperGlooze Horoscope!

I’ve been told that there are other musics not by Rihanna and not released on the album ANTi. I’ll believe it when I see it! In completely unrelated news, here are your horoscopes for the week:

ARIES: You should listen to Rihanna’s “Pose” this week.

TAURUS: You should listen to Rihanna’s “Love on the Brain” this week.

GEMINI: You should listen to Rihanna’s “Woo” this week.

CANCER: You should listen to Rihanna’s “Kiss It Better” this week.

LEO: You should listen to Rihanna’s “Needed Me” this week.

VIRGO: You should listen to Rihanna’s “Yeah I Said It” this week.

LIBRA: You should listen to Rihanna’s “Close to You” this week.

SCORPIO: You should listen to Rihanna’s “Desperado” this week.

SAGITTARIUS: You should listen to Rihanna’s “Sex With Me” this week.

CAPRICORN: You should listen to Rihanna’s “Work” this week.

AQUARIUS: You should listen to Rihanna’s “Consideration” this week.

PISCES: You should listen to Rihanna’s “Never Ending” this week.

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