You can’t seriously think that having “YOLO LIFE” across your neck is a better decision than defining our relationship.
And don’t get me started on that tribal arm band that means nothing to you, but it looked cool on the Rock!
I mean can it really be so hard to meet my friends for drinks once if you can stick with a snake crawling up your thigh for the rest of your life!
You don’t have 30 minutes to pick me up from work, but you have the rest of an eternity to be with that Bukowski quote! (at least until your physical form fails you and you decompose, but you know)
And a PIRATE SHIP? Seriously a dumb boat is so important that you need to see it in the mirror every morning, but you can’t meet my parents for brunch once?
Man we really need to talk. I’m starting to think getting your name on my forearm isn’t the best idea.