Dating: the act of going out with someone who you are interested in romantically or sexually. If you have been interested in someone and want to take your relationship to the next level, a date might be just right for you! Navigating the world of dating is tricky, but with a few simple guidelines, sparks are sure to fly by the end of the night. Here are some tips on how to impress your romantic interest on your first date! 😉
Once you’ve tricked a man into asking you out, it’s time to start preparing the date! On the day of, put yourself in the right mental state by [VERB ENDING IN -ING] or playing with your [NOUN]. Listen to some [ADJECTIVE] music. Once you’re in an [ADJECTIVE] mood, it’s time to get yourself ready!
Personal hygiene is important to remember for your first date- you want to make a good impression! Make sure your hair is [ADJECTIVE] and your teeth have been [VERB ENDING IN -ED]. Don’t forget to [VERB] your [NOUN] in the shower, but be careful not to cut your [SENSITIVE BODY PART] and bleed all over your nice [NOUN]! Ouch!
Now it’s time to get dressed! It is essential to wear something appropriate for the activity you will be doing, for example, if you are going [VERB ENDING IN -ING], running shoes might be appropriate, but if you plan on visiting [LOCATION] break out those uncomfortable heels! If your date is more low key, aim for an [ADJECTIVE] version of what you normally wear. Jeans and a [ARTICLE OF CLOTHING] can be appropriate. Be careful not to show off too much skin, you [ADJECTIVE] [DEROGATORY TERM FOR A FEMALE].
For a dinner date, an [ADJECTIVE] dress or a flirty [UNCOMFORTABLE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING] is best. You can show off your figure a little, but be sure to keep your [BODY PART] covered, or your date might think you’re a [GARDEN TOOL].
Once you are all dressed, it’s time to prepare yourself mentally. Having a few conversation topics in mind will help ensure your night goes [ADVERB], without any [ADJECTIVE] pauses. Have a few open ended questions in mind, such as:
- What kinds of [PLURAL NOUN] make you laugh?
- What was it like studying [DISCREDITED SCIENCE] in college?
- Are you comfortable with at least [NUMBER] children?
- If you were [FAMOUS SERIAL KILLER] for a day, what would you do first?
If you are still feeling nervous, try a few shots of [ALCOHOL] or a handful of [PRESCRIPTION DRUG] to calm your nerves
Now, if you’ve followed my instructions, you should be all prepared for your big date!
Next time: you’ll learn how to hide your [EMOTION] when your date checks out another girl’s [BODY PART], what food to order that won’t make you look [ADJECTIVE], and when to bring up your colony of [EXOTIC BIRDS].
Don’t forget to create one for yourself and leave your tips in the comments below! 😉