WHY DID YOU WINK AT ME, GUY FROM STARBUCKS?

ARE WE DATING NOW?

I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY MEANT BY THAT.

YOU DIDN’T EVEN TRY TO TALK TO ME.

BUT THAT OBVIOUSLY MEANT SOMETHING, RIGHT?

I GUESS IT’S TIME TO START PLANNING OUR WEDDING.

GOD I HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.

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