Erotic Mad Libs Part 1. How to Flirt

Flirting: behaving as though attracted to or trying to attract someone, often done for amusement rather than with serious intention. But how is it done!? Here are some simple, customizable tips to help you snag that hottie you have your eye on. 😉

 

Fill out your own guide to flirting here, or follow along below!

The easiest thing you can do to start flirting is simply make [BODY PART] contact. Keep [VERB ENDING IN -ING] until he notices you.  Feel free to [VERB], or lick your [NOUN] to get his attention.

Once you have your object of desire’s attention, it’s time to [VERB] a conversation. [ADVERB] introduce yourself. A simple question can spark an [ADJECTIVE] chat. Don’t forget that an [ADJECTIVE] smile can go a long way!

Once the conversation is flowing, you can lightly [VERB] their [BODY PART]. This will let your man know that you are [ADJECTIVE] with them, and find them [ADJECTIVE]. The right body language can communicate a lot: an open stance can make you look more [ADJECTIVE] and open to [VERB ENDING IN -ING] on the first date.

If all is going well, your boy toy will probably ask for your [NOUN]. Giggle [ADVERB] and look [ADJECTIVE] so you don’t appear too [ADJECTIVE]. Take your time, but don’t [VERB] too much, or he may grow [ADJECTIVE] and move on to the next [DEROGATORY TERM FOR A FEMALE].

At this point, your flirtation will probably continue over text message. It’s important to remain cool and [ADJECTIVE] while communicating.  When he texts “I’d like to take you on a date and then [VERB] you in the [NOUN] so [ADVERB] that you forget your own [NOUN],” keep it cute and respond with [EMOJI].

If you play your cards right, you just might be ready to plan your first date!

 

Next time: you’ll learn how to stay [ADJECTIVE] on a first date, how to properly dress to conceal your [BODY DEFORMITY], and what to do if you end up [VERB ENDING IN -ING] his [NOUN] in the parking lot of a [CHAIN RESTAURANT].

Don’t forget to create one for yourself and leave your tips in the comments below! 😉

 

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